So President George W. Bush is going to have a presidential library. What makes this exciting to me is that when he dedicates it, it will be a new experience for him–going to a library, that is. But it is not likely he will ever understand the power of weapons of mass instruction.
Here is the proposed layout and inventory of the George W. Bush Presidential Library.
The Gitmo Room–largest collection of books on torture in the world.
The Constitution Room–a single copy of the constitution torn and scattered on the floor.
The Legacy Room-empty.
The Iraq Room–4122 dog tags in a pile on the floor.
The Bush Room–the public lavatory with a shelf over the toilet containing all of the books George W. Bush has read in his lifetime, with room left over for two rolls of toilet paper.
The Cheney Room–a nice collection of Dick and Lynne Jane readers along with a large collection of books on gun safety.
The Detainee Foyer–this is where visitors check in. Vistors will have to have a security clearance and go through a full body scanner. Chances are some visitors will never leave this room.
The MCI Communications Room–the only place where visitors can make phone calls as cell phones will not be allowed. Phone calls monitored? Of course not!
The Michael Chertoff Indoor Swimming Pool–no that’s not a diving board. Beach reading provided.
